Sweat Squad Member Prints

"You're drinking my flop sweat."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Nervous Oral Testing

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"You can do it!"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

The hostage rescue team

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

Weightlifting.

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Crisis at the health club.

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

Nerd night out.

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

Meet Mister Printer!