Sweat Equity Investor Prints

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

Nervous Oral Testing

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

Weightlifting.

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Crisis at the health club.

NFL Antitrust case...

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

'You're exactly the type of investor we're looking for.'

Locker room: the scent.

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

Enough said.

The day the sun went RED GIANT: 'Warm enough for ya?'

To slim down, you need to feel the burn! They have a "scorched girth" policy here.

Investments: Welcome Vegans! As about our '100% Plant-Based Commodities Fund.'

"I believe genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% perspiration."

'So, you're a serious investor? Lighten up!'

Investments: New - Starred Items In Your Portfolio Mean 'Suitable For Vegans'.

Tennis winner.

Exhausted

"You're drinking my flop sweat."

Henry's first night at the Heavy Sweaters Support Group.

A Trickle-Down Theory of Sweat