Swearing Pillows

"The word is 'fugg.' People can use it in place of 'fuck'." "How wonderful! I usually just use my hand!"

"I'm trying to watch my cursing."

Gordon Ramsey Ahead road sign.

Watch your language.

Gordon Ramsey's Refrigerator

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant."

'Sheep striptease'.

Rutger Shower

Vanity artist

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Bathing.

Bathing and Showering.

Casual skydiving.

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Deadwood 25 miles

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Grooming for beginners.

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Hello Luv, I'm running a bit late can you bring me up some shampoo,

'Abandon Sheep.'

Gordon Ramsey's Menu.

The F – K stops here

Minced Oath Day 2022

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

"Wash and Quo"

Just the usual, thanks.