Swearing Pillows

"The word is 'fugg.' People can use it in place of 'fuck'." "How wonderful! I usually just use my hand!"

"I'm trying to watch my cursing."

Watch your language.

Gordon Ramsey's Refrigerator

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

'Sheep striptease'.

"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant."

Vanity artist

Bathing.

Bathing and Showering.

Casual skydiving.

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

Deadwood 25 miles

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

Grooming for beginners.

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Hello Luv, I'm running a bit late can you bring me up some shampoo,

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

'Abandon Sheep.'

The F – K stops here

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Minced Oath Day 2022

Just the usual, thanks.

"Wash and Quo"

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

"Oh, he'll explode with rage when he tots up the F-words."

"F*ck off."