Swear-word Slinger Pillows

'Well **** the **** and his ****. . . Sorry, I have one of our mouths.'

Lady of the bath...

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"But I use all of them!"

Whatever!

"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

King Richard I

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

"Why don't you take off early today? Don't forget to pack up your desk...."

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Deadwood 25 miles

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

Your English teacher says you use too many Americanisms.

"Slogan."

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Tom Waits.

"No, Simpkins, I don't think 'For When You Go Jump In The Lake' is a suitable slogan."

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

Minced Oath Day 2022

Kibosh farmin'

The F – K stops here

J.D. Power & Associate

Statesman, Scientist, Author and Treky.

Teen Weather

"We have to decide between 'contains miracle ZE-49' or 'guaranteed free of harmful ZE-49'."

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'