Swear-word Slinger Mugs

'Well **** the **** and his ****. . . Sorry, I have one of our mouths.'

Lady of the bath...

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"But I use all of them!"

"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant."

Whatever!

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

King Richard I

"Why don't you take off early today? Don't forget to pack up your desk...."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

Deadwood 25 miles

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

Your English teacher says you use too many Americanisms.

"Slogan."

Why some people shouldn't try keeping up with slang. So, twerking hard or hardly twerking?

"No, Simpkins, I don't think 'For When You Go Jump In The Lake' is a suitable slogan."

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Tom Waits.

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Kibosh farmin'

The F – K stops here

Gordon Ramsey's Menu.

Statesman, Scientist, Author and Treky.

J.D. Power & Associate

Minced Oath Day 2022

Teen Weather

"We have to decide between 'contains miracle ZE-49' or 'guaranteed free of harmful ZE-49'."