Suv Critic Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their home decor with pillows that celebrate their SUV critique with witty designs. Perfect for the living room or man cave, these pillows are both stylish and humorous.

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"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!" mockup

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

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"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally." mockup

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

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'It seats two comfortably.'

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'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.' mockup

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

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'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... ' mockup

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

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'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.' mockup

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

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"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.' mockup

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

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"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification." mockup

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

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'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.' mockup

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

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Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'. mockup

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

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'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

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"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs." mockup

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

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"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!" mockup

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

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'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.' mockup

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

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'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.' mockup

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

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"We breed them for aggressiveness." mockup

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

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'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.' mockup

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

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"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!" mockup

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

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Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV mockup

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

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Emerging from Bankruptcy.

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'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'

'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.' mockup

'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'

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'It's an IQ test for the driver.' mockup

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

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Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.' mockup

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

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'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.' mockup

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

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Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'. mockup

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

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Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly. mockup

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

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The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

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"What would it take to get you behind the reins of this family suv?"

"What would it take to get you behind the reins of this family suv?" mockup

"What would it take to get you behind the reins of this family suv?"

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'You're a selfish, egotistical, eco-vandal, oil-sucking son-of-a-bitch!'

'You're a selfish, egotistical, eco-vandal, oil-sucking son-of-a-bitch!' mockup

'You're a selfish, egotistical, eco-vandal, oil-sucking son-of-a-bitch!'

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'I'm looking for something that says 'luxury'... but most of all... 'get out of the way!''

'I'm looking for something that says 'luxury'... but most of all... 'get out of the way!'' mockup

'I'm looking for something that says 'luxury'... but most of all... 'get out of the way!''

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'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.' mockup

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

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Suv Critic Pillows Collection

Suv Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of witty SUV critique mugs and find the perfect start to their day with a chuckle.

Suv Critic Prints

Decorate their home with amusing prints that highlight their passion for SUVs and their playful critiques.

Suv Critic T-Shirts

Check out our fun t-shirts celebrating SUV lovers and critics—they're a great way to wear your love for big vehicles with humor.