Sustainable Technology Gifts

Formula One eco helmet

'The aerodynamic design of this car can use fossil fuels with no need to refill and no carbon footprinting.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

But is it organic?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

View to the Future

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting