Environmental Technology Gifts

Turbine Escape

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Water company bonus.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"It's trickle down."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Water power.

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Sustainability

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Post-corona road to recovery

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Modern camping

Solar Power.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

urban agriculture

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Industries with clean energy

Windmill Maintenance

Welsh water sewage

There's no real oil emergency...