Sustainable Swagger Prints

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Queen of Upcycling!

Tree Funeral

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

It's the biofuel generation.

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Climate Summit

The Authentic Christmas.

The oil trap.

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Climate Change Rhetoric

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

"But deep down you must have wanted to change."

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

Pathway to adaptation