Sustainable Shopping Supporters Gifts

Aisle 4 Water

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The original paperless office

See you at the farmers market!

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Price may vary with weather.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

Ignoring Climate Change

Crap others threw out

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"