Sustainable Packaging Gifts

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

The Authentic Christmas.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Biodegradable helium balloons.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"I miss the scarecrow."

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

This fast food restaurant uses recycled packaging! . . . "And recycled food!"

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

Is online shopping bad for the environment?

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

All-you-can-wear.

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

Didn't that use to be Hogan's scrap yard?

Health food and junk food

"... and that it's hypocritical to blame BP when it's us and our lazy, gluttonous lifestyle that perpetuate the destruction of an innocent planet. That's what I learned in school today!"