Sustainable Gamer Pillows

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Earth stove

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Ecology.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Recycling bottle bank.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

COP29

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...