Sustainable Gamer Pillows

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Sale! Weed Whackers

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Earth stove

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Ecology.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Recycling bottle bank.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

COP29

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."