Ethical Gamer Pillows

"I don't mean to rush you but..."

Others will fight for you

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"It's not easy being green…"

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Facebook's business model

Facebook in Crisis

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

Hall of Fame

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

"Four Nazis beat up and rape a black girl? Delete it and ban the girl for nudity!"

World Cup. Half Empty.

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Arabian Buyer

You gave performance enhancing drugs to the girls on the Team Caffeine Hoops Squad?! Mumble. How could you do that? How could you use artificial substances to make them stronger, faster and better athletes? How could you not give me any of the juice? And thus, driven by competitive zeal, society spun out of control. P.S. - To be continued. Next week: A shocking secret!

Match-fixing (cricket)

"What would Aristotle do?"

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

'I haven't talked to you about business ethics, have I?'

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

Don't Leave Work Without It

Mental Telepathy Video Games.

Spain trial for rigged soccer matches

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

'All this stuff's made in sweatshops - its awful! I'm not buying clothes someone's sweated on!'