Sustainable Eater Pillows

"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

Can of worms.

Vegetarian Restaurant - Pick Your Own Cabbage.

"It's farm to tray table!"

Vegan Menu

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

Beware of Genetically Modified Food!

Tofu vs. Meat.

'If you're concerned about your carbon footprint, the steak tartare is more eco-friendly.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'They walk past us - we eat them. Can't be more locavore than that.'

'Well, that was sustainable dining...until we got the bill.'

"I can't see them replacing fish and chips."

Colin determined never to buy GM products ever again!

Olive Oil

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

Desert Island Meals.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Is the MSG local?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Diner

The Velvet Mesquite

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."