Sustainable Dining Gifts

'Well, that was sustainable dining...until we got the bill.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Desert Island Meals.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Is the MSG local?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Diner

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

The Velvet Mesquite

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Olive Oil

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"