Sustainability Soldier Gifts

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We'll always have Paris..."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

100% carbon neutral

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Vivienne Westwood

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

The New Normal

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"