Sustainability Comedy Fan T-Shirts

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Water company bonus.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Where's my global warming?

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Killing the environment with sackfuls of gift tat, i-gadgets, single-use packaging, and novelty socks - anything other than: 'Ho-Ho-Ho!' to add to your defense?"

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Gas Cow

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

Fake ecologist

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

Santa was perplexed at receiving a carbon-neutral status.

Firewood for Sale

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

"There's sewage in the rivers, there's sewage in the lakes. We'd be right at home living in the country."

Wind Farm

"During the operation I had a true out-of-body experience and I have to tell you, there is a lot of dust on top of those lights."

It's admirable you do your bit to save the planet by wearing green undies, but let's not forget, they weren't green when you bought them!

"I think you'd better switch the water feature off."

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car!'

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

"With out new super-fast computers we can get the forecast wrong twice as fast as we used to!"

Buoy with message: 'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day'.