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'He's starting to ask what sushi is.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"Great, now we're lost."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Off to a bad start.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

"The arc of the moral universe."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'I will go away with you to Paris...but first I must fulfill my promise to build a duck pond.'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'