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Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Great, now we're lost."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"The arc of the moral universe."

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'I will go away with you to Paris...but first I must fulfill my promise to build a duck pond.'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'