Survivors Of Life's Challenges Gifts

"Our foundation covers up just about anything ??" aside from childhood trauma."

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"...until death do you a favor."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

"Holy water, holy water...."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Think of it as a buyout package, Bob...without the 'buy' and just the 'out'!'

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Have you heard? This year they want us to be tenaciously scholastic even in the bathroom."

'What did you learn at university today?'

Your Dinner Is In The Trout Stream

"I was totally embarrassed at school today! Miss Lopez yelled at me in math class."

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"

Martin Gray.

'Really?! You didn't get fired today, either?! That's 60 days in a row! I'm so proud of you!'

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"Cancel Culture."

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

You're lucky you took the buyout. I was downsized.

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

"Allow me to introduce my wife - she's been giving me the silent treatment since 1982."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"