Survivor Storyteller T-Shirts

'When we get home our homes and portfolios will have tripled in value, our jobs will be waiting for us...'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Desert Island BBQ

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Martin Gray.

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Deflating Island

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

"You been here long?"

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

"I'm going to Princeton!"

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

"How long do you think we can survive?"

Vultures wait on a desert island.

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'