Survivor Storyteller Prints

'When we get home our homes and portfolios will have tripled in value, our jobs will be waiting for us...'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Desert Island BBQ

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Holy water, holy water...."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Martin Gray.

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

Deflating Island

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

"You been here long?"

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Spam.

Vultures wait on a desert island.

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

"I'm going to Princeton!"

Robinson Crusoe's lucky day.

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.