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"All natural snow cones for sale."

'The kids were so sweet...'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Smart card.

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Bus Stop

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

Trading Places.

Flights suspended snowstorm

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"Still snowing upstate?"

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Winter is an Adventure.

The bus home.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

'Tired, depressed, stomach upset, sounds like you're just back from a family holiday.'

Young dragon clearing the footpath.

Back in 5 Minutes.

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

Shoveling Snow

Mr. Winter blast returns.

"Frankly, business sucks."

'If this is the start of a new Ice Age, we are in big trouble.'

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."