Surviving A Fire T-Shirts

"I knew you'd come!"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Barbeque Casualty.

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Forest Management

"Due to the fire hazard of having so many lighted candles gathered in the same place I have made you two cakes! Happy Birthday!"

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Fire Assembly Point

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'