Surviving A Fire Pillows

"I knew you'd come!"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Smokey The Tree"

Barbeque Casualty.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Forest Management

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Due to the fire hazard of having so many lighted candles gathered in the same place I have made you two cakes! Happy Birthday!"

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Fire Assembly Point

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"