Experiencing A Fire T-Shirts

The fire's out. What a disaster. The kitchen's a mess! We'll be out of business for days. Where was the fire department? Decimated by budget cuts. You have to make an appointment to get them out here. For a fire?! Preferably between 2pm and 4pm on Monday or Thursday, when the department is staffed.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Good News about winter

"Smokey The Tree"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Phoenix

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Love your ambiance!"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

The man who discovered smoke

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Forest Management

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires