Experiencing A Fire T-Shirts

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Good News about winter

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Smokey The Tree"

The New Normal

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Phoenix

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Love your ambiance!"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

The man who discovered smoke

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Forest Management

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter