Survey Slinger T-Shirts

Bring some humor to their workday with our survey slinger T-shirts. These witty tees create smiles and showcase their passion for surveying in style.

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The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication. mockup

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

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'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?' mockup

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

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"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry." mockup

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

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Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia. mockup

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

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"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?" mockup

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

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'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...' mockup

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

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"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!" mockup

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

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Meet the author

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"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap." mockup

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

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'Shouldn't we be doing this online?' mockup

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

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'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!' mockup

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

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The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door. mockup

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

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"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?" mockup

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

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Freedom

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"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!" mockup

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

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'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.' mockup

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

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'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.' mockup

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

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"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing." mockup

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

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'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!' mockup

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

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"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group." mockup

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

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'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.' mockup

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

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'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.' mockup

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

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Pianist-boxer

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"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

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Skywriter's Block

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"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript." mockup

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

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'Ed' 'Op-ed'

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"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking." mockup

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

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'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...' mockup

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

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Stock Market - Bull vs Bear

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Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey. mockup

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.

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'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.'

'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.' mockup

'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.'

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Survey Slinger T-Shirts Collection

Survey Slinger Mugs

Explore our survey slinger mugs for a mix of humor and profession-specific designs that brighten mornings and make great gifts.

Survey Slinger Pillows

Find the perfect survey slinger pillows that combine comfort with a humorous nod to their surveying skills.

Survey Slinger Prints

Decorate their office or home with our survey slinger prints, designed to showcase their profession with a fun and artistic touch.