Surveillance Savvy Pillows

Add a humorous and stylish touch to their space with pillows designed for the surveillance-savvy. These cozy accessories feature clever graphics that reflect their watchful nature and love for all things security.

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Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast! mockup

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

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"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones." mockup

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

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"With the new video cameras, we no longer need hall monitors, Billy."

"With the new video cameras, we no longer need hall monitors, Billy." mockup

"With the new video cameras, we no longer need hall monitors, Billy."

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The Anti-Agent

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.' mockup

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

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'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.' mockup

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

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"I need to know who started it."

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'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.' mockup

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

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"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!" mockup

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

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Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo. mockup

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

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Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems." mockup

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

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Get on with it!

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The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies. mockup

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

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'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.' mockup

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

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"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks." mockup

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

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CCTV in church.

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We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area. mockup

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

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'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.' mockup

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

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Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales. mockup

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

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Information about information about information about information.

Information about information about information about information. mockup

Information about information about information about information.

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It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down mockup

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

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'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!' mockup

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

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The Modern Godot

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"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it." mockup

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

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"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year." mockup

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

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Shark tower surveillance camera.

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"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!" mockup

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

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"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in." mockup

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

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"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!" mockup

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

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'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

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'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?' mockup

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

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'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!' mockup

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

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'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.' mockup

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

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Surveillance Savvy Pillows Collection

Surveillance Savvy Mugs

Explore our collection of surveillance-savvy mugs that bring humor and personality to daily coffee or tea routines—perfect for those who love to keep watch with a smile.

Surveillance Savvy Prints

Discover striking prints that capture the essence of a surveillance enthusiast’s keen eye, perfect for decorating spaces with humor and style.

Surveillance Savvy T-Shirts

Browse our range of witty t-shirts designed for the surveillance enthusiast who enjoys expressing their keen eye in style and humor.