Surreal Fascination T-Shirts

"Happy Valentine's day!"

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

A dream of consequence

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Ink Eraser

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

Sheep Escalator

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Who are you?

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

When artists have day jobs.

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

Topsy-Turveydom

Magritte realising he's going bald.

"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen turned into Kitten

"I am retired now, but I was an accountant for 35 years 8 months 16 days 14 hours 26 minutes and 34 seconds."

'At the doubles bar.'

'I know your face. I just can't place it.'

'I have no objection to employees living the dream, Jennings, just not the dream of being a giant tomato.'

Corona island

Sunrise turns out to be a large monster peering over cliff.

Through the Looking Glass - Bread and Butter Fly

Balloon Animals

Demon at a lift in Hell.

Ice Cubicles

When Shapes in the Clouds Attack.