Surreal Fascination Gifts

"Happy Valentine's day!"

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

A dream of consequence

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Ink Eraser

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

Sheep Escalator

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

Who are you?

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

When artists have day jobs.

Topsy-Turveydom

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

Magritte realising he's going bald.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen turned into Kitten

"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."

"I am retired now, but I was an accountant for 35 years 8 months 16 days 14 hours 26 minutes and 34 seconds."

'At the doubles bar.'

'I know your face. I just can't place it.'

'I have no objection to employees living the dream, Jennings, just not the dream of being a giant tomato.'

Balloon Animals

Corona island

Through the Looking Glass - Bread and Butter Fly

Ice Cubicles

Demon at a lift in Hell.

Sunrise turns out to be a large monster peering over cliff.

When Shapes in the Clouds Attack.