Surreal City Scenes T-Shirts

Surreal bus lane with a sub lane in the city.

"Look! No hands!"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"I don't believe in you!"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Serenade for you...

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Sheep Escalator

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

A monument gets down from his plinth.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

Topsy-Turveydom

'You missed a spot, Honey...'

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."

Magritte realising he's going bald.

"Stop the barking .50"

The night cows fell on Alabama.

'For crying out loud! Someone hit the reset button!'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen turned into Kitten

Corona island

When Shapes in the Clouds Attack.

Sunrise turns out to be a large monster peering over cliff.

Bus Stop.

"When we lay someone off, we try to make it a pleasant experience for them."

"Hey, pal, you're sitting on my wife."

"Mommy, I don't think that was a Children's Advil."

"That's enough. I'm not so good with money."