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'My transplanted heart is 29, my transplanted kidney is 41, my transplanted lung is 38 and the rest of me is 59.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I have no thumbs."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

A man looks up at the earth

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"I don't believe in you!"

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Monster Clown

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

twist building

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

"Stop playing with your food!"

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

'I see the Europeanisation of the city has begun.'

Real Estate Depression

Star Executive

Bearly Painting

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins