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Donna Karan's Nightmare

Reaching the Summit

'Wow, you're absolutely right! From up here, they look EXACTLY like us!'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Real Estate Depression

"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."

Star Executive

Lighthouse in a city skyline.

A limo driver chases his car down a hill.

Man sees city sign: 'Loiter in Moderation',

Bearly Painting

London Bridge at Night

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

Renaissance Zone

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Skyline

Smoking in the city.

Electricians swapping the lights on two skyscrapers.

The Attache Case Building

The Yessiree Bob Building and No Way Jose fire escape.

Tunicorn.

Acme Elevator Company

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

Man steps off ledge of high-rise, walks on roofs of buildings.

Scenic view

"Falling leaves. That's what I miss most of all."

Night

Janitor opens office window, buildings fall in.

"Sorry I'm late. Can you buzz me in?"

'Apparently they've nicknamed it the spring onion.'

Welcome signs 'New York, please have your money ready'

Brood X

Builders

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."