Surprise Supper Strategist Pillows

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

Cardiac Recovery.

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

"The Mashed Potato Casserole with Creamed Spinach, Baked Egg and Garlic is half price tonight, sir. It's horrible."

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

Announcement at teatime

Guess Where Your Dinner Is?

Your Dinner is in the Tin

Turkey tries using a trick t-shirt to avoid being selected for dinner.

"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'"

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

'Here comes Stewy! Haha! This surprise is gonna kill him!'

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

"It's all fun and games until El Piñata strikes back."

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

Clancy's Chow Palace was not a good choice for Emily Hargrave's retirement dinner.

'Nope, honey... Not many Injuns out there today... Just one BIG one.'

'My only suspicion was that they might be regifting.'

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

'£5000 overdrawn. . . Only kidding, but I did cure your hiccups.'

"Look, we've got to be proactive to survive this year!"

"Don't forget out code phrase for leaving is 'Let's go home'."

'What were you expecting? Flowers?'

"It's burns night."

"What's our dinner strategy?"

Multi-tool cutlery.