Surprise Strategist Pillows

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

'£5000 overdrawn. . . Only kidding, but I did cure your hiccups.'

"It's all fun and games until El Piñata strikes back."

'What were you expecting? Flowers?'

Throwing a surprise party proved difficult in the fish bowl.

Cardiac Recovery.

'Nope, honey... Not many Injuns out there today... Just one BIG one.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."