Surprise Supper Strategist Mugs

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

Cardiac Recovery.

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

"The Mashed Potato Casserole with Creamed Spinach, Baked Egg and Garlic is half price tonight, sir. It's horrible."

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

Announcement at teatime

Guess Where Your Dinner Is?

Your Dinner is in the Tin

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'"

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

Clancy's Chow Palace was not a good choice for Emily Hargrave's retirement dinner.

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

'Nope, honey... Not many Injuns out there today... Just one BIG one.'

'My only suspicion was that they might be regifting.'

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

"It's all fun and games until El Piñata strikes back."

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

'£5000 overdrawn. . . Only kidding, but I did cure your hiccups.'

'What were you expecting? Flowers?'

"Don't forget out code phrase for leaving is 'Let's go home'."

"Look, we've got to be proactive to survive this year!"

"It's burns night."

"What's our dinner strategy?"

Heat, Serve, Chew and Swallow.

"My wife's so terrible at cooking, we pray after we've eaten..."