Surprise Element Seeker T-Shirts

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

WHACK!

Bird Bath.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Tree Squirrel

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Eureka

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"Woah - random!"

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"