Surprise Element Seeker T-Shirts

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

WHACK!

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Bird Bath.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"Your mascara is running."

Tree Squirrel

Eureka

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"Woah - random!"

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg