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"No, day trading hasn't interfered with my regular practice at all. In fact, I'm preparing to make a trade now."

The day the stock market went UP.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

Bug hanging up stockings

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Enter your pin into the bubble.

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

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"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'