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Moses on the web

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Sex Section in the Library

Ex-cricketing lawyer

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'Busy weekend ahead?'

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'Your wave.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"My turn."

Gus never found the perfect wave

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

Moving Van.

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

Kite surfing.

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

Surfing on your phone

Bulletin at Malibu

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

"Excuse me....water!!"

Surfer's commute

Capitalism trying to ride the waves.

'Dudes Surf's Up.'

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

"Honey, stay out of water today. Those waves look awfully rough."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

'Good thinking.'