Surfing Medic Gifts

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

First aid in mountains

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?

On board the MS Hepatology

'Help Doctor!! My baby swallowed a pencil!'

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

L.A. Law

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'I think he's got another inning left in him... clear!'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"Greatest surfer I've ever seen!"

Rainbow violin surfers

'...And because there are four basic steps to an appendectomy, we refer to it as a 'par four.''

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

Kite surfing.

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

"Excuse me....water!!"

A surf lifesavers' joke.

Customer Relationship Management at Surf City Hospital

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

Surfboarder reading.

Covid Golf

Fielder being carried away on stretcher, team mate sympathetically says 'Well held, Tony'

'Come out - you drunken old rat!'

"I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year."

'Time'

'Yo, Dewey! Got another one over here when you're done.'

'He blew out his belly button.'

'It's a new drug, recently discovered in the rain forest. Unfortunately, you have to go there to get it.'

"Have you heard about what the fiberglass in surfboards can do to you?"

This is incredible! Sunny day, deserted beach, perfect curl. Where are the sponsors?