Surfing Gifts

"The waves were great today."

Surf lift.

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

'They accepted your offer!!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Surfing the Brown Water.

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

'I've got a board meeting!'

Surfer and the Whale

'I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii.'

Shark-bite.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

"Dow's up!"

'What makes you think I'm not at my desk?'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Surf's up!

I love my Uke.

'But I do exercise, Mom ... I surf the net!'

Senior citizen surfing.

'Good thinking.'

'Californian Bug'

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

First attempt at serfing circa 1275

Bath Tidal Wave.

Budget cuts hit the Viking Fleet.

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'You think he's good now...you should see him when he's sober!'

The Senior Citizen Surfer

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

'Now that's extreme sport!'

The Silver Turfer.

'I'm guessing it's not a surfboard.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

I think we're on the same wave length.

'So, what'd I tell ya, huh? Just like chicken on a biscuit.'