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"I don’t understand why public support for the Supreme Court is flagging...."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Two Players both holding the same cue.

One way only.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

Computer spying.

"Aways the victim."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

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"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Jules Henri Poincare

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

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'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.