Supreme Court Nomination Gifts

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Yummy Mummies

"I don't like your application."

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

The hour of justice

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

Supremacist Court

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

Bureaucratic Position Interview

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

'Danger. Company Merger in Progress'

All together now! Let's sing our decision!

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

Simon Cowell

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

27 attorneys. No waiting.

Lawyers offices, with todays score card. - Won...Lost ...Tied

Lawyers Playing Tennis

How I spent my summer vacation...by Neil Gorsuch

"Welcome Ruth!"