Supportive Communicator Gifts

I'm afraid nurse Wilcox can't have a supportive caring chat with you until she's had the appropriate training.

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communications with patients in personal, supportive but not disempowering course?"

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Words of Love

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Communication

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

'Why do I get the feeling you're holding something back?'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

DEPRESSION: Man peering out of manhole.

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'