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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."
This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.
Dialogue
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
"Now we move over to the sports desk."
'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'
"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."
"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."
"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."
Local News in Heaven
"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."
Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).
'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'
Malcolm Sargent
As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...
"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."
"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."
Corrupt and Unresponsive
"This just in — I no longer have a job."
Presenter Auditions.
"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."
'Are we watching business news or sports news?'
'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.
'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'
'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'
"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."
"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"
Larry King
Social Media
Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.
'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'
The Quack Quack Diaries: The Decline And Fall Of Wolfman Quack
'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'
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