Public Tv Supporter Pillows

'Major funding, for this public television show, was not provided so we are signing off.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

"Let's see...I believe a computer will be available for your class six weeks from Friday between ten and eleven in the morning."

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

"Due to budget cuts we had to combine our athletic fields."

Education Funding

'Please! -- if you don't send a generous contribution to this Public Television station right away, we'll all have to go out and get real jobs!'

'That's just for TV and radio stations - KIDS can't do Pledge Week!'

"You might have seen Judy's uterus on a recent PBS special."

"Not a phone call in days, and just LOOK at the pledge board! If we don't start hearing from some of you, dinosaurs might very well become a thing of the past!"

'Your new identity will be of a public TV fundraiser.. nobody pays any attention to them.'

'It's not PBS, it's a pledge driver for the US government.'

"Good Lord! PBS is having a telethon marathon."

"Your late relative left you his PBS tote bags."

If Public Television is so sophisticated and high-minded, why is the McLaughlin Group discussing Kato Kaelin?

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

"Ordinarily, we'd love to come, but we don't want to miss a single minute of tonight's pledge drive."

'Support NPR.'

"It may be rubbish but at least they're honest about it."

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

'Begging comes easy for him... he used to be with a PBS station.'

'It says her that you watched PBS for twenty years, and never pledged a contribution.'