Supporting A Child's Sports Event Pillows

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'Oh, Christ.'

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Proud Mum.

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Soccer Fans.

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

The pole bolt

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

England footballers 'Playing Away'

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

'Everyone will recognize me. I told them I had the meatiest part.'

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"I really hate to do this at work, but would you like to buy a candy bar to help support my kids' school activities?"

England flag wheelchair.

"He's bracing himself for disappointment."

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

Soccer Uniforms

'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'

I'd rather be playing video games but I can't quit Little League...

"Let's hope on this visit there are no runs, no hits, no errors."

'Billy, your mom's hassling the referee again!'