Supporter Of Kids' Activities Pillows

"I really hate to do this at work, but would you like to buy a candy bar to help support my kids' school activities?"

Santa Claus's Mail

Brad Pitt

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Alms Bank

Me and my money are soon parted

'Oh, Christ.'

Maypole

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

Rodin's Charity Collector

Proud Mum.

Kids' energy levels

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Parents teacher conference.

A rise is out of the question Ruston, but you can have one of my suits I was going to give to Oxfam.

Benefactor of children

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

I just heard this is a non-profit bar. Since all profits go to charity, I plan to donate extra! I plan to donate my hangover.

"So I look like someone who has something to give??!"

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

Make a Wish

Planetless, please help.

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'