Supporter Of The Arts Gifts

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

Leonore from Fidelio

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'The fence is to keep the public away - otherwise our pictures won't last five minutes.'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."

'Supporting the arts'

'How is his liberal arts degree going to help him in today's world?'

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

Leaning tower of Pisa.

"You paid 1000 words for this picture!?"

"Viewers should be advised: the following debate on public funding for the arts contains violence and adult language."

Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre

With Friends Like These

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

"I wish I could do hands..."

'He got a grant on the condition that he stop painting for a year.'

Ken Dodd

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

Lucia is further maddened by the early departure of a subscriber in a sports jacket.

"The department has run out of money..."

'Bloody good idea!'