Arts Support Gifts

"The department has run out of money..."

'They all want to play the star.'

Back to school.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

Masquerade

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Bugger!'

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Bertolt Brecht.

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Music at Home Pt. 1

"Our focus here is on the arts. Is he pottery trained?"

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

Louise Glück

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

"He wields his culture like a blunt instrument."

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."