Arts Support Prints

"The department has run out of money..."

'They all want to play the star.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

Masquerade

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Bertolt Brecht.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Music at Home Pt. 1

"Our focus here is on the arts. Is he pottery trained?"

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

Louise Glück

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"He wields his culture like a blunt instrument."

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

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